I want a press.
Isn’t that crazy?
I’m going to order it
and watch that dog
over there-do you
think we matched on
our way over here?
I hope not too much, God
I hate those couples, the
way you know exactly how
they are in bed together,
I’ll wear the polo, babe,
and they’ll know I spank
your ass if you keep your
hair down-or am I too sexed?
No reading at the table.
Look at me, I’m watching the
dog, I barely know you,
we’ve never done it
-Heidi Koos, from Parallelograms, V.A.P. 2014.