so, how stressed are plants? 
stressed through stems and 
stamen-somethings I can’t 
conceive / pronounce, they’re
all leg, all the time / you try 
to stand for that long, you’d 
wither and decay, too, you’d 
let leaves compost, you’d 
give it all up for soil and rot.
quantify-- how much less 
stressed is my soil than a 
plant, how much less of an 
issue are my leaves / the 
false fronds of my ankles
twitching and always out
of love with the breeze, you’d 
find a way to hate ferns
if I were a lot of flora, you’d
lick black and brackish paint 
against my stem / leaf / 
flowering parts to choke out 
photosynthetic must-haves--
an uneasy death and a very 
stressful exercise in decay.
-by Sam Pekarske, from Alms for the Bored